It's me again. As of this week, I'm a 34-year-old woman. To you, I know it sounds ancient, but as best as I can remember, I was a teenager last night when I went to bed. The other day you asked me how many days I had left to live. You promised you'd miss me if I died and assured me we'd meet in heaven when you guys "get old" too...like 35 or 100.
I figure with your woeful understanding of age and ladydom, we could tackle the Mars and Venus birthday situation together. It's my job to help you navigate the world of women long before you even attempt to chart the solar system.
Maybe someday you'll get married, or at the least, you'll go on a few dates and keep kind female friends. This is pending your ability to conquer the toilet seat situation. I have faith. You've mastered the monkey bars and can swirl spaghetti on your forks now.
Here are a few things you should know about when your wife turns 34...
Lesson #1: In her 30's, she'll still feel like picture-girl on the inside, when she promises to keep her eyes open for the entire fifty minutes of your favorite car show. Her intentions will be impeccable, but alas, her heavy eyelids will win the battle. She'll want to go out later than 10pm and be the exciting woman you fell in love with. She'll worry that you loved that girl more than this tired one.
Tip: Get a sitter. I promise you, if you up your creative game in the date planning department, she'll return to you time and time again.
For now, cover her with her favorite soft blanket. Kiss the cheek of the one who looks forward to cuddling up with you each night, in the home you created together. Those are the moments you'll remember and the ones you'll miss the most, should they slip away.
She'll muscle through her days with energy and purpose, forgetting her age until she's brushing her teeth and notices tired purple curves beneath her eyes - until her knees scream angry as the weight of the day falls off each night.
She'll be tempted to tell herself that she's less attractive on occasion, but be encouraged. With some of the telltales signs of age, comes a freedom from the insecurities of youth.
This will be the war waging inside of her - an appreciation for a newfound confidence in who she's become and the mourning of who she used to look like. Remind her often that she's amazing. And beautiful. Caring. Yours. She probably won't admit this to you, but she cares about what you think more than you'll ever understand. Wield that power gently, as if it's one of the most precious gifts you've ever been given.
None of them will reflect the whole of the woman she's become to you, though she'll wonder if they're what make her worthy of love and admiration.
Help her keep perspective. The 30s are a season of change for so many of us...career transitions, additions to the family, or relational struggles. Remind her of the attributes you love about her which never change - that she's generous, compassionate, funny, or hard-working. Those will be the words that define your legacy together.
So get out there and love on that wife of yours - it's in your DNA. Your grandparents have always been amazing at birthdays. Now it's up to you to carry the tradition. I don't know what your futures hold, guys, but I trust God, whose sense of goodness and time is limitless.
Much love and all the hugs,
Your often know-it-all, sometimes doting Mom
In this same way, husbands ought to love their wives as their own bodies. He who loves his wife loves himself. After all, no one ever hated their own body, but they feed and care for their body, just as Christ does the church—for we are members of his body.
For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and the two will become one flesh. This is a profound mystery—but I am talking about Christ and the church. However, each one of you also must love his wife as he loves himself, and the wife must respect her husband." (Ephesians 5:25-33)